Garth Crooks TotW

Team Motto


Here are my selections for this week.

About the manager

Thanks to the miracle of the internet us mere mortals can now play alongside football geniuses such as Crooks. We can only bow down in reverence towards the great man and his inspirational weekly choices.

Team history

A team that needs no introduction. God’s own dream team. Also note that upon another manager’s inevitable demise at the hands of the one they call Garth, the manager will have to perform a forfeit as way of recompense for having the temerity to challenge his footballing knowledge.

Team expectations

Anything less than the utter destruction of all foes would be a shock.


A man who has it all does not worry himself with such pathetic matters.