All Tards United

Team Motto

Hit it long!

About the manager

With a footballing IQ of middling to none, Conor Ray is a relative underdog in the world of fantasy football. Having ended his playing career in the heady heights of Under-10s he embarked upon a debaucherous journey through music and white water kayaking. Dragged back into the cesspit of football by his friends he is ready to prove that you need no skill in order to succeed.

Team expectations

Entirely depends on Jermain Defoe’s performance


Damon “Cunt” Marcon