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CLIVE:

Yeah, well, you had to, didn’t you? You had to stand up for what you stood for, didn’t you? I mean, the only time I remember a similar occasion was, I was in, errm, I was at Spurs, Tottenham Hotspurs.

DEREK:

Yeah.

CLIVE:

I was watching a game against Arsenal, and this bloke come up to me and said, “Hello”.

DEREK:

Oh no …..

CLIVE:

And I thought, “Christ!”

DEREK:

Yeah.

CLIVE:

You know, this bloke comes up to me, says “hello”, …..

DEREK:

Provocative fucker.

CLIVE:

….. fucking provocative.

DEREK:

Mmm.

CLIVE:

I said, “What d’you mean, ‘hello’?” And, do you know what he came back with?

DEREK:

Yeah.

CLIVE:

He said, erm, “I just meant, ‘hello'” I said, “Hur hur, I can sussed you out …..

DEREK:

Yeah, right.

CLIVE:

….. right, for a starter, …..

DEREK:

Yeah, right.

CLIVE:

….. ‘ere, get this in the bollocks for a start!” So I kicked him right in the balls, he fell to the floor, and as he fell to the floor he said, “Euuughh!” I said, “Don’t you ‘Euuughh’ me, mate!”

DEREK:

I-, yeah, like he comes in with ‘hello’ and then goes out with ‘euuughh’.

CLIVE:

Yeah, I said, “Don’t you ‘Euuughh’ me, mate!” and I kicked his fucking teeth in!

DEREK:

Yeah.

CLIVE:

Then he went, “Aaaghh!”, and I said, “Fucking hell! …..

DEREK:

I said, “This is fucking too much”, eh?

CLIVE:

….. Don’t you fucking ‘Aaaghh’ me!”

DEREK:

Yeah.

CLIVE:

And I really kicked his ear in, you know.

DEREK:

Yeah, yeah.

CLIVE:

Bunged him right in the ear with the left boot.

DEREK:

Yeah.

CLIVE:

And, d’you know he still had the audacity to come out with, “Hugh-eugh-ugh-eugh-ugh I’m dying!” Well, what could I say to that? I just walked away. I left the situation. I wasn’t going to be, you know, put upon in that way.

DEREK:

You weren’t going to be dictacted to, were you?

CLIVE:

Well, no, why should I be dictated to?

DEREK:

No, exactly, no.

CLIVE:

By some cunt who says ‘euuughh!’

DEREK:

Yeah, preceding it with ‘hello’!

CLIVE:

Yeah. ‘Hello’ was the worst thing, that’s what got me going.

DEREK:

Fucking cunt, yeah, what a cunt.

CLIVE:

What a cunt, eh?